no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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