Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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