matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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