Midget sex pt 2 tonight
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You pole danced in your parka.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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