I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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