I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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