We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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