I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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