Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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