butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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