And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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