john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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