im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
this boner is exhausting
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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