I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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