He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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