I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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