The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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