return my video game
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
