yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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