Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
high people should be assigned attendants
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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