like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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