I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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