maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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