God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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