I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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