Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
