quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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