If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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