This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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