Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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