Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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