Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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