giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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