Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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