Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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