Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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