Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Come see our sink grown plant.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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