these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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