Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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