I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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