I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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