The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
tell me about the fingering
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