I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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