Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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