Jerry, you need to find god
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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