I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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