i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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