Have you finally orgasmed yet?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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