i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got her a Nickelback box set.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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