somebody snuck up and got me drunk
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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