it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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