i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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