We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
