i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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